Conversations From A Strip Mall

It's alive?

It’s alive?

Ren: hey
Ren: who’s hungry?
Ruan: kinda early
Ren: brunch baby!
Ruan:
Brother: let’s do it
Brother: i got your lo mein right here
Ren: i was thinking something a little more upscale
Ruan: i could whip up some duck kaprow i guess
Ren: i was thinking more like nava
Brother: hahahaha
Ruan:
Ruan: that’s cold
Ren: just playin’.  i’ll bring the ramen you bring the kaprow
Ruan: KAPROW!
Brother: seriously i got lo mein ready to go
Brother: maybe some fried rice
Brother: and i think this is general tso’s chicken.  pretty sure.  sauce looks right.
Ruan: no
Ren: upscale dude
Ren: quality not quantity
Brother: size matters!
Alex: HEY
Alex: BLACK SUV
Alex: these spots are reserved
Alex: if you are eating at ruan or ren DO NOT PARK IN MY SPOTS
Brother: or at brother
Alex: seriously
Ruan: too early for this much yelling
Ren: gotta embrace the feral urbanism, dude
Ruan: i dunno
Ruan: i hear bethesda’s nice this time of year

Ren: been there tried that
Ren: wheaton’s the bomb
Brother: yeaahhhh boyyyy i got your lo mein right here
Ren: no
Ruan: no
Alex: I AM CALLING A TOW TRUCK RIGHT NOW
Ruan: well I’m up now, may as well eat
Ren: that’s what i’m talking about
Ren: nava says they’ll have our food here in five
Ruan:
Brother: aw man
Brother: i guess that’s not chicken after all
Ren:
Ruan:
Ruan: maybe just some tap water and an aspirin
Alex: GODDAMN IT DO NOT PARK IN FRONT OF ME OR I WILL DESTROY YOUR SOUL
Alex: unless i am cleaning your clothes or fixing your shoes in which case good day sir or madam
Ruan: kaprow!

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2 responses to “Conversations From A Strip Mall

  1. Dave in Wheaton

    Brilliant!
    Just missing the voice of EF AMERICA INC.

    Brother: whachu got against America?
    EF: What? No, no — we love America. What do you mean?
    Ren: It doesn’t read that way.
    Alex: YOUR CUSTOMERS PARKED HERE?!
    Ren: If it’s an acronym how about using periods?
    Ruan: Oh, I always thought of it as the best name I’ve ever heard for a tax services company.
    EF: We could use the initials from our first names instead…
    Ren:
    Brother: Okay, let’s hear it.
    EF: Francis and Uberto.

    http://wheaton-md.patch.com/listings/ef-america

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